How To Talk To The Solitary Man Wearing Headphones (A Parody)

This article is a parody of both, a blog post that became an internet meme, How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones”, and the many responses it garnered. You’ve been watching The Solitary Man Who Is Wearing Headphones standing on the other end of the train compartment. “Hello,” you mouth soundlessly since he can’t…

Wonderful World Today!

I’m back from my brief hiatus and my heart is full to brimming. I’m so happy, I want to sing. What brought on this burst of joy? Three news items ranging marvelously from the sublime to the silly. 1) Beautiful Proxima b! I’m positively swooning! Making news, a beautiful earth next door in the Centaurus constellation, home…